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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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A landlord is the owner of property such as a house, apartment, condominium, land, or real estate that is rented or leased to an individual or business, known as a tenant. The term landlord applies when a juristic person occupies this position. Alternative terms include lessor and owner. For female property owners, the term landlady may be used. In the United Kingdom, the manager of a pub, officially a licensed victualler, is also referred to as the landlord/landlady. In political economy, landlord specifically refers to someone who owns natural resources from which they derive economic rent, a form of passive income.
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Prince Alexander Alexandrovich Shakhovskoy was a Russian playwright, writer, poet, librettist, pedagogue, critic, memoirist and administrator ; arguably the most influential figure in the Russian theatre in the early 19th century.
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