{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?","punchline":"The outside.","id":295}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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