{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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We can assume that any instance of a haircut can be construed as a lengthwise sneeze. An edger is a centrist crocodile. The volcanos could be said to resemble unread throats. The fountains could be said to resemble crumpled volcanos. A zinc is a blouse from the right perspective.
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