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Asiman Gurbanli is an Azerbaijani karateka. He won the gold medal in the men's kumite +84 kg event at the 2019 European Games held in Minsk, Belarus. He also won one of the bronze medals in the men's +84 kg event at the 2021 World Karate Championships held in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Hiroshima Airport","displaytitle":"Hiroshima Airport","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q82240","titles":{"canonical":"Hiroshima_Airport","normalized":"Hiroshima Airport","display":"Hiroshima Airport"},"pageid":1075344,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Hiroshima_airport_japan.jpg/330px-Hiroshima_airport_japan.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Hiroshima_airport_japan.jpg","width":1024,"height":681},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276963062","tid":"bdae91fc-f092-11ef-bed3-728ff54cc3a1","timestamp":"2025-02-21T20:30:51Z","description":"Airport serving Hiroshima, Japan","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":34.43611111,"lon":132.91944444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_Airport","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_Airport?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hiroshima_Airport"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_Airport","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hiroshima_Airport","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_Airport?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hiroshima_Airport"}},"extract":"Hiroshima Airport is an international airport in the city of Mihara, Hiroshima Prefecture, Japan. Located 50 km (31 mi) east of Hiroshima, it is the largest airport in the Chugoku and Shikoku region, and the second busiest in the region after Matsuyama Airport. 80% of the airport's domestic traffic is to and from Haneda Airport in Tokyo. In 2022, the Hiroshima-Haneda route was the tenth-busiest domestic air route in Japan.","extract_html":"
Hiroshima Airport is an international airport in the city of Mihara, Hiroshima Prefecture, Japan. Located 50 km (31 mi) east of Hiroshima, it is the largest airport in the Chugoku and Shikoku region, and the second busiest in the region after Matsuyama Airport. 80% of the airport's domestic traffic is to and from Haneda Airport in Tokyo. In 2022, the Hiroshima-Haneda route was the tenth-busiest domestic air route in Japan.
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{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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